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AI-generated headlines, updated daily.</description><link>https://twisted-news.com/</link><language>en-us</language><item><title>Esoteric Board Erupts in Theological Chaos as Chosen Ones Clash</title><link>https://twisted-news.com/articles/2026-05-01-esotericism-42309850/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://twisted-news.com/articles/2026-05-01-esotericism-42309850/</guid><description>A /x/ thread inviting spiritual &quot;chosen ones&quot; to share hidden truths descended into acrimonious debate over Satanism, gender identity, and whether any of the participants actually know anything.</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 04:18:23 GMT</pubDate><category>esotericism</category><author>Twisted Newsroom</author></item><item><title>Astrology Board Debates Saturn in the 1st House as Worst Planetary Placement</title><link>https://twisted-news.com/articles/2026-05-01-esotericism-42257872/</link><guid 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